The other day I was walking down the hallway and this random ass person came up to me and said "Hey" and I just looked at him and was like, "Who the f*ck are you" and he was like, "Dude, I’m your calculus teacher" and I was like, "So does that mean that I need to give a f*ck?" and he was like, "Your grade in my class is very low" and I was like, "You don't have any hair" and he was like, "Touché". Then he walked away and I walked the remaining two steps into my calculus class.